Sorry!

Hey, guys! I'm really sorry I haven't posted in over a year. That's embarrasing :P


So, nothing's been up on my end... hmm. What should I talk about?


BOOM. I'm a bamf.
What does that mean, anyways?
I would tell you.
But I can't.
Because it involves explicit language and this is a kid-friendly site.


Dude, I love your top!
...WHAT?


I feel random today.


Happy Birthday, Frosty!

It is officially 12:15 PM.
Yeah.


Christmas is in... what, 3 days? I'm excited!
Cake and presents, cake and presents, cake and presents! *falls out of chair*


Guess what? 
I'm scraterrifered.
I just made that up. 
It's scared/terrified/feared.
As in, "My science teacher scraterrifered me"
Yes.


Well, as I can't think of anything productive to write, I'm just gonna go.


Luv, Lust, And Pixii Dust


Karlii

Skipping Class

Yeah, I'm skipping class. Well, it's not techincally skipping, I'm just going to stay down here in the library for the rest of homeroom. Because my subsitute teacher sucks.

So, sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been having some issues--problems at school, the 'in crowd' spreading rumors again, maybe a little romance, so on and so forth. Yup. Just been busy since school started up again. When I was little, I loved school. But now, I'm sayin, What was I thinkin?

We had to do a weird little activity in language arts the other day. We put paper on our backs and people had to write what they thought about us. I got

Nice :)

Emo

Weird

Cool

Weird

Outgoing ?

Easy to Talk to

Funny

Funny

HOT

Funny

Funny

Hyper

Funny

Needless to say, it was my BF who wrote HOT. But it's good to know people like to laugh. Well, everyone exept my Life Skills teacher. She's really boring, her breath smells bad, and she showers the front row of students with spit! Gross! She's disgusting, and... well, just-- Bleah!

So, I know that was a short post, but I'll be back soon! Stop crying like such a little kiddie. GOSH! Uh, well, gotta get back to class. Not that I want to, but they'll be sendin the police in after me if I don't get back soon...

Kthanx!

Luv, Lust, N Pixii Dust,

Karlii Jones

Hey, it's Fred!

If you've never heard of the YouTube sensation Fred Figglehorn, then I have one thing to say: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???

Everyone in the world has heard of Fred, even hobos. And that's sayin' something.

In case you've lived under a rock all your life or have been kidnapped by llamas who have no Internet access, Fred is a very awesome, hyper little dude, with a chipmunk voice, and two neighborhood squirrels (really Pomerainians).

Fred's on season 4 right now. His character is played by none other than 16 year old Lucas Cruikshank, one of my bestest buddies, who lives in Columbus, Nebraska! He gets his comedy material from his two younger brothers. 'Fred' has a crush on Judy, a girl in his 1st grade class, but Judy hates Fred and goes out with Kevin instead. My question is, why are 1st graders going out with ANYONE?

Fred's only friends are the neighborhood squirrels, Sparky the dog, the cat with rabies, and the Freaky Heads.

So, go watch Fred *ooh, shiny object*! You can find him on YouTube!

Kthanx,

Luv, lust, and pixii dust,

Karlii

Let the Randomness Begin... With Cupcakes!

Hey, peepz. What's up? I'm really sorry that I haven't posted in a while, and question... How does every one know that I'm Kira??? That's supposed to be a secret!

So... I was sitting here for about three minutes, trying to think of something to blog about. Then I got hungry. So I ate cupcakes that my sister, Madison, made for me. They were good. I mean, REALLY good. Why didn't I eat them before?

Cupcakes were first made sometime in the 19th century. But here is my question to you: How could nobody know about them before? I mean, somebody else might have invented them and called them another name, like PDojfldjgkfldhJOISDj3u5. They might have eaten them with banana frosting. Wait, what? *Walks away*

So, if you've ever had PDojfldjgkfldhJOISDj3u5, if your great grandmother's sister's mother's daughter's brother on her dad's side ever made them, let me know. Someone HAD to have heard of them, someone somewhere. Let me know!

Kthanx,

Luv, lust, and pixii dust,

Karlii

POOL PARTY! *Splash!*

Hey, peepz! I'm SO excited 'cause I'm goin' to a pool party 2day!!! Yeah! The only bad part is that my smelly cousins are gonna be there, Adam, Lucas, and Noah, and that the evil people from Church will be there, so my fun will be ruined! Grr...

So, yeah... Do you think it's weird that I'll b wearin meh swimmin trunks even though I'm a girl? Some people find that odd. Why? What is so bad about that???? I mean, I'll b wearing a bikini top with em, so why is it such a big deal?

Kthanx--

Luv, lust, and pixi dust,

Carley

Pie

Have you ever noticed that pie is always round? Why can't it be, like, a square, or a triangle? It's so weird!!! But it always tastes yummy... is it the shape that makes it yummy? Or is it something else? What do YOU think??? Comment and tell me!

Yeah, so right now, I'm at my Grandma's house, typing this with my three cousins, Lucas, Noah, and Lydia. We get to go swimming tomorrow, and I get to wear a bathing suit! Speaking of which, why are they called BATHING SUITS? You don't take a bath in them, and they aren't suits, so... WHAT'S THE DEAL???????

Anyways, before I forget, PLEASE tell your friends and family about www.xxSICKOFITALLxx.blogspot.com! Please? I'll be your best friend!

Kthanx!

Luv, lust, & pixi dust,

--Karlii

Success!

Whazup, peepz! Sorry I didn't post it earlier, but the British accent thing totally worked. Yeah. It was falarious (funny/hilarious). It was a totally SUCCESS!

Xthanx!

Luv, lust, and pixi dust,

Karlii